That Guy plays Xbox

So I got a platinum Halo: Reach Xbox 360 for Christmas that makes noises when you turn it on (who doesn't make noises when they're turned on?) and ever since I got it, I've been in my room, playing nonstop Borderlands 2 and Halo 4. Yes I have a life. No I don't use it wisely. But these 2 games are possibly one of the most amazing games on the planet. No joke. They've received so many awards it's crazy (crazier than a witch in a broom factory). They're all I ever play except for Guitar Hero which makes my childhood dreams come true, in a way. My friend told me to play Call of Duty and trust me it was ugly. I don't know why but I hated it the entire time and the game play sucks. Dying every few seconds is not my way of gaming and I didn't like the graphics at all. If you wanna see some real war, join the army, but what I also didn't like was the army of 10 year olds in every match. I swear I've never heard so many high pitched voices all at once. At some point, one of them said I should "suck a d**k and kill myself cause I have no friends". A minute later I got a head shot off the same kid and then he yelled "NO SWAG!" repeatedly. NO SWAG? Seriously? He should of just kept telling me to kill myself cause I've heard better insults from a kindergartner. I then turned off my Xbox, picked up the game box, and read the back. "Mature Audiences Only". I guess the age you go through puberty was lowered this year. MESSAGE.