That Guy loves Stevi B's

For lunch, me and my family went out to eat at Stevi B's. For those who don't know what Stevi B's is, it's like a mini Chuck'E'Cheese for like half the price. All the pizza you can eat with like a million different flavors (Mac'n'cheese, PBJ, White Cheddar, Bacon and Ranch, Etc.) I don't know why but my family thinks its the Olive Garden of this generation (which in reality is still Olive Garden). So they have this machine where you can enter your tickets and from there you can rotate these 2 huge selections of prizes and choose whatever you want. There was a line in which were like 3 different groups of little kids, my sister, my nephew, and I were obviously the last ones in line. 10 minutes later, it was time for the huge, obese lady who complained about the quality of the toys in front of us to silence her annoying kids and get them their prizes. Let's just call her Jabba the Hutt. So Jabba the Hutt (should of said Honey Boo Boo's Mom) went up to the machine and entered her tickets. She had about 200 tickets (weak) and started going through the prizes for another 10 minutes. Because I was holding my nephew's hand, I began to sweat a little so I let go. He then went by the machine and stared at the huge selection with his eyes opened wide. (Let's not forget it was 2 sided) Jabba, breathing loud, then began to get angry at the machine cause the prizes were too expensive (?). My nephew (not knowing better) started pressing buttons and picked for her. She then turned her head and watched as the machine span and dropped a little box of crayons into the prize bin. Jabba then took out the crayons and handed them to her little demon children. I snickered a little when they looked at her all confused. You could tell Jabba was angry cause she yelled OOBA CHAKKA DOOSKA WOOKIE HAHAHAHAHA which means "that little fucker over there just pressed buttons and this is what came out". 3 small crayons for just 200 tickets....fair price right? Jabba the Hutt then slithered away and left a few tickets in the machine. Few minutes later, I walked out of there with a smile on my face and a joy buzzer that broke on the ride home. Should of went to Chuck'E'Cheese. MESSAGE.