So there's a movie called "Olympus Has Fallen" where the White House is overthrown by the Japanese guy from The Fast and The Furious and Tokyo Drift. They picked the most interesting yet inconvenient guy to take over America. An even crazier plot would be Jim Carey taking over the United Nations. Plus, it's up to Gerard Butler to stop the Japanese guy (lets call him Jake Chan, Jackie Chan's less popular brother) . No, not the Army, not the Navy, not the Marines, GERARD BUTLER, BY HIMSELF. The guy from Gamer, you know that badly reviewed movie that no one remembers? Yeah, might as well just hand over America to Jake Chan before this movie fails at the box office. They should of chose one of the guys from The Expendables, or maybe even Jackie Chan! That'd be pretty awesome. I wonder why Jake's taking over the White House in the first place? Maybe he's trying to steal America's supply of import cars and NOS because it's hard to pick up chicks in a Honda Civic? Who knows?? Message. 
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