The force is strong in That Guy

So I guess Lucas Films sold the Star Wars franchise to Disney. WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAAAA!? Yup Star Wars was officially signed over to Disney and they can do whatever the f*** they want with it. They could do an entire movie on the daily life of Ewoks if they wanted to. Heck, (hell + f**k = heck = MIND BLOWN!!!) They could do an entire series on how R2-D2 was conceived by a trash can and C3P-0. Don't get me wrong, they did an unimaginable sequel to Tron and it was way better than  anyone ever expected. What I wanna know is how they're gonna follow up on the 2 very successful trilogies that have already been made? I mean, there's not much of a story to add on after the end of the sixth movie. They already killed all of the siths, NO SITHS, NO BUENO! Maybe they're gonna animate it and add more princesses to it and everyone lives happily ever after? Does anyone else want that? I do. MESSAGE.

That Guy loves Minecraft

So I was thinking of things to blog about and came up with the idea of talking about Minecraft. There's so much to talk about: survival, creative mode, multiplayer, beating the game, crafting. If you want a game where you can let out your creativity and ideas this is the game for you. The graphics are quadratic and simple, the controls are easy, and the fun never ends. You can build a house underground or inside of a mountain, so practically do whatever the f*** you want! I love how you can download texture packs if you don't like the graphics. Right now I'm using the Tron one, and it is BAD ASS. The best thing ever is building a large structure, putting monsters inside, and just blowing it up! You can do anything and everything in this game. I play it on the PC cause it's better that way but you can play it on the Xbox like a hipster and take it up the butt if you want. The world of Minecraft never ends and if you dig far enough you can fall into the abyss. The creators of this game really put their heads together for this game. You can get pets, wear armor, build mansions, download mods, play with friends, make roller coasters. Just play this game and find out, you'll thank me for it. I beat the game (yes you can beat it) I went into the nether, got a blaze rod, found an enderman, got an ender pearl, put the blaze rod and ender pearl together, got an Eye Of Ender, followed it to the strong hold, placed all pearls around the portal, entered the portal (it's called The End, too big of a hint for me js), destroyed the healer rocks, beat the dragon's a**, and stole the dragon's egg. Yes I have a life, No I do not spend it wisely. MESSAGE. 

That Guy loves Russia

So did anyone hear about the meteor that hit Russia? According to the news, it hit a lake or some type of body of water and reduced the impact. Maybe it wasn't even a meteor? What if the Russians are actually communicating with Aliens behind our backs and are receiving some crazy technology from them to use on America? Or maybe space is just returning all the shit that Russia launched into the atmosphere? So many questions, so little answers (that we know of). The only reason America fears Russia is because of Communism. For those who do not know what that is, it's when the government gives everyone money and farmland and part of what they make goes to Russia. Unlike Amurrica, Russia gives to the rich AND the poor (see what I did there). Don't get me wrong! I love Amurrica, everything's either deep-fried or wrapped in bacon in Amurrica (plus, where would we be without diversification and Hooters?). Back to the point, what if Russia was blessed with the meteor because it contains a whole new element or chemical that can cure cancer or fuel cars without pollution? You gotta think positive people! Russia could use this draw-back to their advantage by creating the Russian Power-Puff Girls with this new chemical X or they could actually become the new Power-Puff girls! But then again, all Russians are bears on unicycles. MESSAGE.

That Guy destroyed Olympus

So there's a movie called "Olympus Has Fallen" where the White House is overthrown by the Japanese guy from The Fast and The Furious and Tokyo Drift. They picked the most interesting yet inconvenient guy to take over America. An even crazier plot would be Jim Carey taking over the United Nations. Plus, it's up to Gerard Butler to stop the Japanese guy (lets call him Jake Chan, Jackie Chan's less popular brother) . No, not the Army, not the Navy, not the Marines, GERARD BUTLER, BY HIMSELF. The guy from Gamer, you know that badly reviewed movie that no one remembers? Yeah, might as well just hand over America to Jake Chan before this movie fails at the box office. They should of chose one of the guys from The Expendables, or maybe even Jackie Chan! That'd be pretty awesome. I wonder why Jake's taking over the White House in the first place? Maybe he's trying to steal America's supply of import cars and NOS because it's hard to pick up chicks in a Honda Civic? Who knows?? Message. 

That Guy is the Chrono Trigger

So I got a PSP Go from an anonymous person. I usually don't play with Sony electronics cause I'm an Xbox guy, but the things you can do with it are pretty awesome. I put this software that I downloaded into it and now I can play any Playstation 1 or PSP game on it. Pretty bad ass. Sad part is that I can't get any PS2 games cause it cant run two complex systems at once. So far I've beaten God Of War: Ghost Of Sparta, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, and most of the MegaMan X games. Right now I'm playing Chrono Cross, this amazing game that is very unique for its time. I got halfway through it when I was a kid, forgot to save, died, lost my stuff, and never touched it again. Now I'm smarter and actually figured out how to save! YES! I'm pretty far in the game and so far it's an awesome experience, highly recommend for those who like playing Playstation 1 games. They should make a sequel, half of the Internet agrees with me on this one, js. MESSAGE.

That Guy is Walking Dead

For all those who don't watch AMC, The Walking Dead is one of the most highly rated shows on Television.    It has a story to it, it draws you in, it involves zombies(I don't know why people like them so much cause I bet a 100 Chuck'E'Cheese tokens, 80% of you would die in the first week), and they always have something interesting happening at the end, making you wanna watch the next episode to find out who dies. Today's the next episode at 9 PM, cant wait. On the last episode, Andrea had an opportunity to kill the "Governor" but wussed out (she could of ended the whole conflict between the groups, but NO, she chose being a sex slave over the life of a 100 people. Plus, it's gross cause he took a glass shard to the eye and now he's gotta wear an eye-patch (pirate sex, js). In the scene from when he invades the other group's camp, he's looking through the scope with his bad eye AND STILL GOT A HEAD SHOT. I cant even do that with 2 eyes. Maybe he's gonna get bit by a zombie and create a new species of cyclops-zombies with lasers. You never know! That's why I love this show, it's so unpredictable. When the truck full of zombies smashed into the camp while the groups shot at one another, the first thing I thought was that the ice cream man was gonna unite their friendship with choco tacos and ice pops shaped like Dora the Explorer, but that's just me. MESSAGE.

That Guy loves Stevi B's

For lunch, me and my family went out to eat at Stevi B's. For those who don't know what Stevi B's is, it's like a mini Chuck'E'Cheese for like half the price. All the pizza you can eat with like a million different flavors (Mac'n'cheese, PBJ, White Cheddar, Bacon and Ranch, Etc.) I don't know why but my family thinks its the Olive Garden of this generation (which in reality is still Olive Garden). So they have this machine where you can enter your tickets and from there you can rotate these 2 huge selections of prizes and choose whatever you want. There was a line in which were like 3 different groups of little kids, my sister, my nephew, and I were obviously the last ones in line. 10 minutes later, it was time for the huge, obese lady who complained about the quality of the toys in front of us to silence her annoying kids and get them their prizes. Let's just call her Jabba the Hutt. So Jabba the Hutt (should of said Honey Boo Boo's Mom) went up to the machine and entered her tickets. She had about 200 tickets (weak) and started going through the prizes for another 10 minutes. Because I was holding my nephew's hand, I began to sweat a little so I let go. He then went by the machine and stared at the huge selection with his eyes opened wide. (Let's not forget it was 2 sided) Jabba, breathing loud, then began to get angry at the machine cause the prizes were too expensive (?). My nephew (not knowing better) started pressing buttons and picked for her. She then turned her head and watched as the machine span and dropped a little box of crayons into the prize bin. Jabba then took out the crayons and handed them to her little demon children. I snickered a little when they looked at her all confused. You could tell Jabba was angry cause she yelled OOBA CHAKKA DOOSKA WOOKIE HAHAHAHAHA which means "that little fucker over there just pressed buttons and this is what came out". 3 small crayons for just 200 tickets....fair price right? Jabba the Hutt then slithered away and left a few tickets in the machine. Few minutes later, I walked out of there with a smile on my face and a joy buzzer that broke on the ride home. Should of went to Chuck'E'Cheese. MESSAGE.

That Guy is too Fast & Furious

So I turn on my TV and find out Fast & Furious is on. I've never seen it so I thought I'd just get it over with since I saw the other ones. DAMN. Dom should be in a Terminator movie cause he can take a hit. At one point he gets shot and doesn't even flinch. Then later on he shatters a glass window (aren't they all glass?) and doesn't bleed nor gets scratched. I can't do any of that without crying for half an hour. What I disliked was that after the first 40 minutes I stopped paying attention and started beat boxing (and I don't even beatbox). Atleast Brian got laid. MESSAGE.

That Guy plays Xbox

So I got a platinum Halo: Reach Xbox 360 for Christmas that makes noises when you turn it on (who doesn't make noises when they're turned on?) and ever since I got it, I've been in my room, playing nonstop Borderlands 2 and Halo 4. Yes I have a life. No I don't use it wisely. But these 2 games are possibly one of the most amazing games on the planet. No joke. They've received so many awards it's crazy (crazier than a witch in a broom factory). They're all I ever play except for Guitar Hero which makes my childhood dreams come true, in a way. My friend told me to play Call of Duty and trust me it was ugly. I don't know why but I hated it the entire time and the game play sucks. Dying every few seconds is not my way of gaming and I didn't like the graphics at all. If you wanna see some real war, join the army, but what I also didn't like was the army of 10 year olds in every match. I swear I've never heard so many high pitched voices all at once. At some point, one of them said I should "suck a d**k and kill myself cause I have no friends". A minute later I got a head shot off the same kid and then he yelled "NO SWAG!" repeatedly. NO SWAG? Seriously? He should of just kept telling me to kill myself cause I've heard better insults from a kindergartner. I then turned off my Xbox, picked up the game box, and read the back. "Mature Audiences Only". I guess the age you go through puberty was lowered this year. MESSAGE.

That Guy's first post.

Hey there surfers of the web. Welcome to That Guy's blog and first post. Just here to tell you that I'll be here to talk about important things and events that should interest you. So far I've brainstormed of a few topics to cover so I can expand this blog and talk about things you can relate to. I'll try to make it appealing to you internet-folk as much as I can so feel free to share this blog! Right now I'm laying on my waterbed while watching the golf channel on my 92-inch screen. My butler just walked in with my golden Xbox360 with Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 on a silver platter. SIKE, I'm sitting in a computer chair, listening to some song I heard on guitar hero, and roaming the internet like a  mindless hipster (Well they're all mindless, but you get the point). I usually like to base things on facts and add my opinion just for kicks, so if that's you're style, I'm your guy. This blog stuff seems like it's gonna be fun so stick around for a while. MESSAGE.