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SUPER SMAAAAASH BROTHERRRRS!

Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard that there's a new Super Smash Bros game coming out for both the Wii U and 3DS. After hearing this news, I'm more excited than a fat kid being locked in a candy store. These two releases are gonna be the only reason I will purchase a Wii U and/or 3DS. I'm still debating on whether I should get a Wii U, a 3DS, or both. Either way, it's gonna be FREAKING awesome. They've already revealed over 30 characters on the Smash site and (hopefully) there are more  on their way. A few characters I'm really excited for are Mega Man, Little Mac, and Greninja. I chose these characters to be on my "First Used" list because I'm really interested on the move sets for these epic brawlers. I'm fond of the new Mii's brawler/swordsman/gunner mechanic that they're putting into the game but I'm honestly more excited for the online multiplayer. I've been recently playing a lot of Melee at school since we already took finals. Since there were so many of us, we had to rotate quite a few times. The rule was that the person in 1st place kept their spot while the other 3 gave up their controllers. I played in every match. I held onto the controller for so long, we became best friends. I named it Debra. MESSAGE.

That Guy Talks About Life

So I don't know if anyone noticed, but I haven't blogged in months (maybe a year, I don't know, time is for the weak). I've been kept busy due to work and school (but not at the same time, that's gross). In the past few months, I've participated in a few outdoor activities (ex: soccer, walking, looking at the sun, normal stuff). I feel like life is moving too quickly. Why can't life slow down so I can enjoy it and not be stressed due to the time constraints that we youthful folk have. Why work and make money if you never have time to enjoy it. The fear of not having money in the future is quite fearful and also adds to the hole of teenage (a dark hole where no one dares to enter, except Chuck Norris; he owns the joint). Why must life always be "Try to get from point A to point B"? Why can't there be multiple points where we can make U-turns and revisit other points? Life is a question without an answer (the answer is death, but no one likes dying). This is why I need a puppy, you never question life when you have a puppy. If someone went up to you and offered you a book with your entire life story, would you read it? Questions, questions, questions. MESSAGE.

I'm Batman; Falkor is life; and Robin is my xbox.

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